I never in my wildest dreams or imagination thought I’d be writing about a new dating simulator from KFC where you can date The Colonel but here we are. What a wacky day. With developer Psyop, KFC plans on releasing a dating simulator called I Love You, Colonel Sanders! A Finger-Lickin’ Good Dating Simulator on Steam and according to the listing, it is coming very soon.
If you don’t want to put any money down for this; you won’t need to as it is free for anyone interested.
From the official description:
I Love You, Colonel Sanders! A Finger-Lickin’ Good Dating Simulator follows you, a promising culinary student, as you try to date your classmate, Colonel Sanders. Throughout your journey, you’ll be faced with life-changing decisions that will affect your chances of friendship and love. But be careful! Your choices have real consequences with real animated characters’ feelings at stake.
KFC says there are multiple characters, hours of gameplay, secret recipes and endings, as well as cooking battles, battle battles (whatever that means), and the chance to earn a culinary degree. Just by reading everything about this and watching the trailer have I learned that this is something I need to check out, if only for the sheer absurdity behind the move.
If you want to check this out, I Love You, Colonel Sanders! A Finger-Lickin’ Good Dating Simulator is free on Steam and is out on September 24, 2019.